Have you seen 'The Family Stone'??

Mum and dad "house hunting"/studying the market up North on the Internet, planning for life post-my graduation:

Me: "Why are you guys looking at such big houses? Four bedrooms!? Why do you need four bedrooms?"

Mum: "It's so that you and Kirsty come visit. And when you guys come visit you'll need your own rooms."

Me: "Okay, but even so, why four? That's way too many!"

Mum: "Because you guys will come with your boyfriends, and they'll need their own separate rooms too."

Hahahaha... my mum. You gotta love that tiny, tiny woman!