to the woman who gave life to me 21 years and 363 days ago

Mum walking into my room, mid-brushing teeth: "Anna! Happy birthday!!"

Me, staring at her blankly: "Mum... my birthday's not until Friday. It's Wednesday..."

Mum: [pause, cue: confusion] "...oooh... Your sister's birthday is on an 8th. I got confused. Nevermind, nevermind!"


Thanks, Mother! After 22 years you still get my birthday mixed up. LoL I wouldn't expect anything else.