Thursday, May 31, 2007

for future reference

"I can listen no longer in silence. I must speak to you by such means as are within my reach. You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own, than when you almost broke it eight years and a half ago. Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant. You alone have brought me to Bath. For you alone I think and plan. - Have you not seen this? Can you fail to have understood my wishes? - I had not waited even these ten days, could I have read your feelings, as I think you must have penetrated mine. I can hardly write. I am every instant hearing something which overpowers me. You sink your voice, but I can distinguish the tones of that voice, when they would be lost on others. - Too good, too excellent creature! You do us justice indeed. You do believe that there is true attachment and constancy among men. Believe it to be most fervent, most undeviating in 'F.W.'"

Note to future "My Mr Knightly": if, for some bizarre reason, you need to spell it out, there is your model letter! Actually, I think all guys should read Jane Austen novels, just to understand what to say and how to say it. Honestly, why aren't there more Mr Darcys, Mr Knightlys and Captain Wentworths in the world? Although, I have to admit, I don't think it's necessarily a 19th Century thing; there were plenty of... not-so-perfectly-amazing guys back in Austen's time... but these grand declarations made by men so in love just makes me... sigh...

As you can probably guess, I just finished Persuasion and absolutely loved it! My exam is tomorrow, but I think I'm done studying. I can't do it anymore and I think I have enough to pass; I'll take my chances. "I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better." - Garden State

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After watching videos of endoscopy procedures performed by a gyno-surgeon:

MALE classmate: So are you interested in this kind of stuff?
Me (most notably, female): Surgery or gynaecology?
M.C.: Surgery - the blood and guts of it all.
Me: Nah, probably not, ay. What about you?
M.C.: Yeah, surgery seems pretty cool.
Me: What, you're not interested in gynaecology?
M.C.: [laughs] I'd think it'd be more something for you guys [as in girls] to get into.
Me: Why would we wanna be looking at that kind of stuff everyday? I thought guys would be more interested!
M.C.: No way! You don't wanna be around that all day, everyday. [Pauses] It's like... working at an ice-cream factory.
Me: Dude, you did not just compare gynaecology to working in an ice-cream factory!
M.C.: Yeah!! If you spend all day of everyday making ice-cream, it ruins it for you!


Had another *great* lecture on SPERM TRANSPORT today. I know it hasn't even been a week since we started Reproduction, Development and Ageing, but I think I'm starting to get sick of... working in the ice-cream factory.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WORKING IN AN ICE CREAM FACTORY!!! WORKING IN AN ICE CREAM FACTORY!!! WORKING IN AN ICE CREAM FACTORY!!!
YAY FOR ICE CREAM!!!
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!!
ICE CREAM ROCKS MY WORLD!!!
p.s. if one was TRULY passionate about 'ice cream' then working in an 'ice cream' factory would certainly NOT ruin 'ice cream' for them... tell THAT to your M.C.!!!